Turo Ni Itay

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Heto ang sibuyas
Hugasan mo nang mabuti
At iyong hiwahiwain
Para maiprito.

Habang ang sibuyas
Ay nakasalang
Samahan mo ng kamatis
Para maging manamisnamis

Ihalo mo na rin ang bawang
Wag mong isasama
Prituhin mo lang
At itapon mo pag-nagbrown

Sundan mo na ng inasinang
Isda. Huwag bigla pagkat
Ika’y matatalsikan ng mantika

Maghintay ka na ng dalawampung
minuto. O kung ang laman nito’y
Pwede nang mahimay.
Ayan pwede ka ng mag-asawa
Kaya umpisahan mo nang
maghanap buhay.

Sa Subway

“What’s your order, Sir?”
Can I have a turkey sandwich?
Hearty Italian bread, please.

“What kind of cheese, Sir?”
The round, white ones
“Don’t you know the name, Sir?”
I don’t. I never had one before.
“OK. Toasted?”
Yes.

Can I have it with extra pepperoni?
“Sure.”
Fifty cents, right?
“Yes.”

“Lettuce?”
All of them.
“Jalapeno?”
All of them.

Mayonnaise, please.

“That’s it?”
Yes.

“Five ninety nine, Sir.”